Pick up after yourself or your belongings will be chewed.
Don't over stay your welcome at a party or your belongings (mostly expensive) will be chewed.
If you have expressive eyebrows and a cute face, chew-forgiveness is easy.
We have a hose in our backyard I have now repaired three times because I haven't learned these important lessons. Ms. June loves the challenge of chewing through what is supposed to be an industrial, indestructible hose.
Today, after I turned the hose on and received an unexpected shower directly in my face, I begrudgingly went to the shed to gather tools to repair it once again. As I tried to remove the plastic connector from the torn hose, I was impressed with how well I had installed it last time June was left home alone for too long.
No matter how hard I pulled and twisted, I couldn't get it out. I tried cutting little slits in the hose to make it loose so I might be able to pull easier. This seemed to work, but my fingers couldn't quite hold on to the cut pieces to tear them further down.
So I used my teeth.
As I started pulling and biting at the hose, I realized there was a thin strip of see-through yellow rubber running the length of the hose and it seemed to be easier to tear than the rest. I caught myself feeling excited about this discovery and started to bite and tug harder, concentrating on the yellow strip.
Then I realized I was pretty much my dog.
And I had a new appreciation and even acceptance for what she does to entertain herself while I'm gone.