Friday, August 28, 2009

Rated R

I was driving home in the 100 degree heat tonight and decided my hands were a little dry, so I reached in my glove compartment for some lotion.

I popped open the lid and before I could squeeze, it sort of bursted out at me and then kept a slow steady stream for like 10 seconds. My mind went directly to the gutter and I sat at the stoplight and laughed until my cheeks hurt.

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