Was doing laundry tonight and a man walked in to get some change. Another man followed in behind him screaming, "Stop looking at my ass. Stop. Looking. At. My. Ass."
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up. After he walked out, the lady next to me said, "Ugh, laundry mats are getting crazy." I just smiled and nodded.
About 5 minutes later a young guy who had been finishing up his laundry started to walk out and said, "Alright guys, I'm leaving. Don't look at my ass as I go out the door."
Made me smile.