Went to check out Foster the People in San Diego tonight and had the bouncer hold on to my ID just a little bit too long. He was a bit stand-off-ish, wasn't smiling and was just staring at my picture.
As I raised my eyebrows in slight annoyance, he slowly said, "Niiiiii......ccccce.......smile. I love when people have a sense of humor on their driver's license. I mean come on, what's with the serious face all the time?!"
Which made me think of a friend who had the silliest face on his driver's license and I was always stunned when bouncers kept a stone cold face when they looked at it. Boooooring.