I was sort of half listening to my boss and our technical director researching 4D chairs for a new show and it was such a great conversation to hear just bits of. (4D chairs are theater seats used in theme park shows that move, blow air, spray water, etc.)
Some of the sites were translated from Chinese and were fantastic.
"Okay, this one has ankle ticklers but doesn't have the butt kicker."
"Man, but we need a back poke."
"Oh, they don't even offer the leg tickle."
"This one says it moist his hair and cheek. Perfect."
"Oooo, the leg sweep: Mimic small animal climb trousers inside feeling. What if I'm wearing a skirt?"
You know you want my job.