HOW TO NOT BE COOL #32
Walk (not dance) around the dance floor with your beer and your fancy scarf and your unlit cigarette in your mouth.
WAYS TO TURN NOT COOL INTO MY SUNSHINE #7
Unlit Cigarette Guy: "Hey, my name is Rudy. Rudy Gold. You have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Gold. Like the color?"
Unlit Cigarette Guy: "No. Like the jewel."