I got a shit ton of emails today. Mostly from Facebook alerting me that someone had written on my wall.
Thank you wall writers. Seriously.
But my favorite email of the day was from OKCupid -- you know, an online dating site of the free variety.
The subject of the email was:
Happy 30th Birthday!
And the body of the email:
Happy Birthday, _rolypoly! Still single?
I mean come on. That's funny.