Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I need to learn to lie

I have the hardest time giving a fake number when asked by a random boy. I need to learn to say, "No, you can't have my number" instead of feeling bad and just giving them the real thing.

Today's chain of TWELVE text messages:
Hi!
Rebecca?
Hey Cutiey!
It's Jerry from Hollywood.
Rebecca how old are you?
Babe lets hangout sometime. Will be soo fun ur a kool girl. XOXO

To which I responded:
I'm not interested...sorry.

To which he immediately texted back:
U don't even know me. Try 2 know person before u say ur not interested...U don't realize how kool I am.

(Thanks for the advice, dude.)

I tried to explain that I was responding because I didn't want to completely ignore someone...trying to just be honest and upfront.

He responded:
If u gonna tro me off...too bad 4 u...bye.

5 comments:

  1. ...is this how people talk now? No wonder I've been having such a hard time. "If u gonna tro me off"? Tro? Throw? Wow.

    I'm so, so sorry :)

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  2. ::shudder:: how hard is it 2 spell out a word?

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  3. I guess in his defense he's either a shy guy playing cool because he's too afraid to call you (but still interested), ooooooor he's a typical Hollywood Douchebag being overly kool.

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  4. I'm having a hard time seeing the sunshine in this.

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  5. Confusius say:
    "Man who spell cool with 'k', isn't."

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