Modus operandi

Watching a friend (boy) get hit on is so, so, so fun. I think I forget.

You watch the girl move in and assess the surroundings. And she decides she's IN. She has a chance.

And then, as a girl, I watch her moves, her plan, her M.O.

Tonight her plan was to be as witty as possible... try to compete with the boy. But as I've learned...boys like competition ONLY in the right circumstance. And, as a girl, you have to be aware of that situation.

Tonight, said girl was not entirely sure. And she didn't win.

But kudos, said girl, you made an effort.